oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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