If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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