Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So many bounce houses so little time
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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