So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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