can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
