im drinking this country out of the recession.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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