After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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