I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
