Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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