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(248): View more from Michigan

Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.

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(812): View more from Indiana

she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he thanks me after handjobs.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

you found the perfect man.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

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(845): View more from New York

well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(517): View more from Michigan

I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.

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