new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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