I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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