I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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