glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
