3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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