After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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