If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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