it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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