What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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