bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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