I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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