yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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