susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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