Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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