So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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