apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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