He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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