they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
