I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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