One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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