just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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