where am i from again
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Is Oprah even human
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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