Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I think I just sharted jello shots
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