So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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