Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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