He asked to "fluff my boner.."
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I think your dad took our porno
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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