normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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