these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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