he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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