think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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