Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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