Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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