i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize