Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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