you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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