Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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