Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
