can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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