I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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