On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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