Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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