You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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