honey bunches of taint.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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