Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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