My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
This is not my ceiling
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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